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The Football Expert Presents....
By Michael Abromowitz- The Football Expert
Well it looks like I was a bit off on my Defensive Rookie of the Year- Antrel Rolle.
At least my Offensive pick wasn't too shabby: Cadillac Williams (please stay healthy).

Wednesday night I will be glued to my television.  What NHL?  I am talking about Lost,  quality television.

Because I care.  I think I should call the police and report a missing person:.
Maurice Clarett last place seen- Denver, Colorado

Below is some songs (on my IPod) which would be great theme songs for some NFL teamsright now::

"Ohio is for Lovers"- Hawthorne Heights, Cincinnati Bengals-There is a lot of love in Cincinnati right now. 

"Still Waiting"- Sum 41, Baltimore Ravens- Everyone is still waiting to see some offense in Baltimore.

"Silver and Cold- AFI, Oakland Raiders- The season hasn't been what the team has expected.

"Wake Me Up When September Ends"- Green Day, Green Bay Packers- The Packers' September was not memorable.

Wouldn't it be smart marketing for Lincoln to get Cadillac Williams as its spokesperson.  Lincoln's new slogan could be "Even Cadillac prefers a Lincoln!"

Dave Wannstedt!  You have a magical power, every team you coach turns into crap.  I envy you almost as much as that king (with the gold). 

The NFC North- Could this be the worst division ever!   7-9 might win it.

Something is cooking in Cincinnati, and it is not the chili!

Daunte Culpepper I feel for you, I hope you were able to get the number of Randy's shrink before he left town.  I guess you finally got that number