Five
weeks have passed in the NFL season,, and for all five, I have
regretted
drafting Andre Johnson for my fantasy team.
Bill Romanowski has admitted to steroid use. I'm shocked!
By the way,
I admit to using Cavity Protection toothpaste. I know the Cavity
Protection toothpaste gives me an unfair advantage against those
cavities, but I need the boost. I would like to thank my dentist,
Victor Conte, for hooking me up.
Worst Job ever: I saw this on VH1 so you know this is
important. Rich people who love their dogs can board them at
these 5-start hotels for dogs. And if you are willing to pay the
extra cash, you can give your dog a "sleeping buddy". Yes!
You can pay for a human being to sleep with your dog so your dog is not
lonely. I have one question about these sleeping budddies:
Who would be brave enough to tell people that in your occupation you
sleep with dogs?.
For the following, I will list 2 names and explain their relationship:
Dom Capers and Mike Tice- racing to the unemployment line.
Fred Smoot and Diddy (or P. Diddy)- party liaisons.
Joe Paterno and Teri Hatcher- back
to the top after years of struggles.
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Daniel Wilcox and Bo Scaife- only two players to score TD against the
Colts' D..
Philip Rivers and LaVar Arrington- making big money not doing anything.
Baseball now has its version of the tuck rule because of the White Sox
and Angels fiasco. Did the ball touch the ground or not?
Hockey is back! I have not been able to see a game cause I can't
find OLN. It has to be somewhere between the Home Shopping
Network and Lifetime.
It is has been rumored that Fred Smoot payed for at least one of the
boats, but even I could have told you that. He's the new
guy! The new guy has to pay for everything.
Well, I am out! I have a date with one of the girls Smoot hooked
me with. Thanks Freddy!
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