Conference Championship Predictions
with Michael Abromowitz, Michael@thefootballexpert.com
(I am not liable for gambling losses)
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AFC
Championship
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NFC
Championship
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17
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27
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31
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20
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Sunday night there was only one thing more painful than Carson Palmer’s
torn ACL, a new episode of Desperate
Housewives. I cannot believe how low I will go to please a
lady.
I was actually at the Cincinnati-Pittsburgh game. And for
any of you out there wondering, yes! I had to pay face value for my
tickets. You probably guess being The Football Expert would get
me tons of perks. Yes that may be true, but majority of those
perks I cannot disclose. Ever told a girl that you are The
Football Expert? It works every time!
I decided to send in my resume for all the coaching vacancies in the
NFL. The bad news is I already got rejected from all but
one. The good news is the New Orleans Saints called me in for a
second
interview. Don't be shocked. I have guided my football team
to the championship the last five years. Who cares that it was
only Madden.
If you had a choice between watching figure skating on ESPN and curling
on ESPN2 which one would you choose? I would choose
neither. Instead I would switch to the FOOD Network and
watch Iron Chef where you can
watch serious competition. Just imagine this: 60 minutes,
two awesome chefs, and one secret ingredient! If that does not
get your blood thirsting, then I doubt anything will. Except
maybe Skating with Celebrities.
With the Texans deciding on Reggie Bush, hopefully they can hurry on a
contract. If the two sides agree on a contract, then the Saints
can then make their draft pick. Imagine, if this trend continues
we could have the first four draft picks all signed before draft
day. But to all your dreamers out there I did say
“imagine.” I was pretty careful on the word I chose.
Because if I said “maybe,” I would give the assumption that signing
four players before the draft was actually possible. But, I chose
“imagine,” which basically means not even a chance. An Oopa Loopa
making the NBA would have a better chance.
Have you seen the movie The Longest
Yard? Well, Maurice Clarett and Marcus Vick might be in
the real life
version.
I'm out! Got a date with Destiny. No seriously, I have a
date with Destiny! I am thinking The Cheesecake Factory. |
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