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Did you think it was ironic that a Cadillac was on Ford Field after the
Super Bowl?
Sunday night had so much drama. Did any of you see Grey's Anatomy? Talk about
drama. Wish the Super Bowl could have been as good.
Did anyone see that Burger King commercial at the Super Bowl? Let
me rephrase that, the Burger King musical. Talk about 60 seconds
of pure torture. Burger King needs to know who its viewers
are. The commercial might have worked if it was on the Oxygen
network.
Anyone see the Grammy's on Wednesday? I saw about 1/4 of the
show. After 3 hours, I could not watch anymore. I mean do
the Grammys really need an award for every specific genre? Even
Senator Barack Obama won a Grammy for Best Spoken Word
Album.
If Obama became the President in the future he would not even be the
first president with a Grammy. Bill Clinton has won two.
I
always need an excuse to put a pretty lady on my website
(supposedly sex sells). Well does anyone watch Two and a Half
Men? If
you have then you are familiar with
Emmanuelle Vaugier. Check out Maxim
for more pics. I heard since she has been on the show the ratings
have skyrocketed. Maybe just a coincidence!
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I get crticized for not talking about enough football. Well I
apologize, but sometimes football is not that funny to talk
about. Do I really want to talk about the refs at the Super
Bowl? Or talk about upcoming free agency? I believe most of
my readers would prefer to read about Emmanuelle Vaugier (or at least
look at her).
The Cincinnati Bengals signed QB Doug Johnson the other day. And
I know what all of you are thinking: another Johnson. After
hearing this news, Cedric the Entertainer quickly thought about
shooting Johnson Family Vacation 2 in
Cincinnati. But then Cedric's publicist quickly reminded him that
the first movie was tortuous enough for viewers.
The Broncos have interest in both Terrell Owens and Ricky Williams, but
would only take one. It kind of reminds me of a car
metaphor. It is like choosing between two really nice SUVs, but
with really crappy gas mileage. The SUV is nice and will perform
well on the road, but you are going to have to be willing to pay a lot
for gas.
If you did not understand the above metaphor- consult a mechanic.
Well I am out, I have a date with Emmanuelle. No I am just
kidding, she is not that lucky!
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