The Year of the Injury
By Paul Eide
Fantasy Football Director
10/11/07

With each passing fantasy year it seems like there is always one guy in your league who is decimated by injuries. A lot of times the same schlub is victimized year after year usually because of a penchant for drafting several “at risk” type players.

But this year it’s different. It isn’t just that one dude that is being victimized. Chances are the whole league has had to pick up an Ike Hillard type one week fill in and looked either like a complete doofus ( The Fat Dude from Teen Wolf) or an absolute stud with a ginormous brain (Val Kilmer in Real Genius).

Looking for someone to blame? Shake your fist at the fantasy gods and then go tell a bunch of little kids that the tooth fairy isn't real; that’ll learn ‘em. Actually, don’t do that. Look at the list below and take solace in the fact it isn’t just you who has been victimized.

Out of my Top 25 Overall Fantasy Rankings from 8/29/07, nine of the players (and five of the top ten) have either missed a game with an injury or are slated to this week due to other circumstances.


1

LaDainian Tomlinson, RB

Though it looked like he was playing hurt for the first three weeks, he isn’t.

2

Steven Jackson, RB

“Ouch, I think I tore my groin!”

3

Joseph Addai, RB

“F*** it. Let that dude from the CFL get some reps.”

4

Larry Johnson, RB

No motivation to succeed.

5

Shaun Alexander, RB

Hasn’t missed a game yet, but numbers look like he has.

6

Brian Westbrook, RB

Missed Week Four.

7

Willie Parker, RB

Has been a great surprise, sans TDs.

8

Reggie Bush,  RB

Hard to believe how easily defenses shut him down.

9

Rudi Johnson, RB

Missed two weeks with pulled hamstring.

10

Laurence Maroney, RB

Single handedly killed some fantasy teams.

11

Ronnie Brown, RB

Has set a blistering pace the last three weeks.

12

Peyton Manning, QB

He outsmarts all possible injuries.

13

Frank Gore, RB

Only a matter of time before he tears something.

14

Willis McGahee, RB

Fully healthy but hasn’t done much at all.

15

Marvin Harrison, WR

Never misses games but does in the “Year of the Injury”.

16

Chad Johnson, WR

May not be ready for Week 7 with ankle injury.

17

Steve Smith, WR

Value “hurt” by Delhomme injury.

18

Tom Brady, QB

Eight seconds to throw every time; rarely touched.

19

Terrell Owens, WR

Has produced and kept his mouth shut.

20

Thomas Jones, RB

Sprained ankle limits him to only one good game.

21

Travis Henry, RB

Plenty of time to procreate now.

22

Maurice Jones-Drew, RB

MJD’s lack of production has owners reaching for the nearest Miller product.

23

Edgerrin James, RB

Sure doesn’t look like a 30 year old back.

24

Brandon Jacobs, RB

Healthy again after a month off.

25

Torry Holt, WR

Candidate for a season ending knee injury at any time.